Here is Javier Bardem receiving some award in Spain last week. I know, who cares. But I will use any excuse to post about Javier. He is just so freaking hot. And he brought his mother to the award ceremony! All together now….awwwwwwwww. He is perfect.
SO CUTE! Alabama is certainly growing up fast. Man, I loved Meet the Barkers. I so so wish he and Shanna would get together, once and for all.
Above is Travis and daughter Alabama leaving Pet Headquarters in Malibu.
Here is Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel attending the wedding yesterday of Hollywood stylist Estee Stanley. Doesn’t Justin look thrilled to be there? At least Jessica looks a bit feminine today, thank goodness. And Justin, well, he always looks hot!
Hugh Hefner celebrated his 82nd birthday last night at the Playboy Club in the Palms Hotel in Vegas last night.
You gotta love Hef. I mean really, he is living every single straight boy’s dream, and he keeps it going! I am sure he has a cabinet full of Viagra, but hey, whatever works, right?
Bridget is such a cutie!
Amy Winehouse set out to visit her husband Blake today in London, but was denied a visit because she was late. Now, maybe it’s just me, but if I really wanted to see my tweaker husband, I would get my rats-nesty head to the jail on time. But hey, that’s just me.
I would love to see a gang from one of those makeover shows kidnap Amy, throw her in a burlap sack, scrub her clean in a hot, soapy bath, wash and CONDITION her hair, blow it dry and put it into a nice ponytail, and then dress her in some nice clothes. Is that too much to ask? She just looks so dirty. Like, she looks like she smells.
I mean look at her! The hair is perfect, the bod looks great, she is covering up those hideous bug eyes, and most importantly, no Big Gay Al in sight! Thank goodness. Star was watching tennis at the Sony Ericsson Open today in Key Biscayne, FL. Also watching the match was Andy Roddick’s fiancee, Brooklyn Decker. Yes, Andy Roddick is getting married. Sorry girls! And guys!
Also attending was Serena Williams, who I love. She is such a powerhouse, and as a tennis player, it has been so much fun watching her and her sister bring U.S. Tennis back. But, and I say this with love, she is not the most feminine chick on the block. YOu can dress her up, slap on some makeup, curl her hair, and still, girl looks like a dude.
Although, those are some damn big titties for a guy!
Here is Heather Mills arriving in NYC with her daughter Beatrice. She is hoping that Americans will hate her a whole lot less than the British do! I don’t know…she has some serious work to do. But her daughter is so freaking cute!
Anne Hathaway’s beard, Raffaelo Follieri, was arrested by NYC police today for bouncing a $250,000 check. TMZ reports he’s still in the chokey for one misdemeanor count. He’s currently being booked. A source said his bank was not even close to covering the check.
Annie, pull a Salma Hayek and get a beard that actually has some money. It’s not hard. I’m sure Ryan Gaycrest is in the market for a beard of his own. The $250,000 check probably for something super douchey like a Maserati or a boat. I bet Raffaelo wears tons of Drakkar Noir too. He totally washes his briefs in it.
Actually, the douche probably wrote the check to himself, so he could get a few hundred dollars out of the ATM! We’ve all done it. We have! Sometimes pay day is too far away and those boots are calling your name today.
As I said earlier this week, Cameron Diaz is hot. Here is another photo from British GQ. Bitch is hot, acne and all!
As gossip bloggers we like to have fun and tease people, and make fun of people. However, sometimes we need to be serious, and remember those before us who sacrificed for us to have a better world. 40 years ago today, Martin Luther King, Jr. was murdered outside of his hotel in Memphis, Tennessee. He died before I was born, but none the less, his words touch me. Our world, my world, is better because of him, and for that I am thankful. We all need to take a step back from the snark today, and remember Dr. King, and what he gave, and sacrificed for this country, the country that he loved so very much.
“Let freedom ring. And when this happens, and when we allow freedom ring—when we let it ring from every village and every hamlet, from every state and every city, we will be able to speed up that day when all of God’s children—black men and white men, Jews and Gentiles, Protestants and Catholics—will be able to join hands and sing in the words of the old Negro spiritual: “Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty, we are free at last!”
This is Jordan. She of the massive titties Jordan. The same Jordan who used to look like a human Barbie doll. What has happened to her? She looks awful! Is she trying to go all Angelina Jolie on us? NO JORDAN!!! Don’t do it! Come back!
Today (Friday) would have been Heath Ledger’s 29th Birthday. It is odd, it is still hard to believe he is gone. Again kids, DON’T DO DRUGS! Or, if you do them, just don’t mix them. It seems Heath wasn’t even taking that much, it was just the mix that killed him. Thinking of his poor little sweetie Matilda today. RIP Heath, RIP.
Well, they did it. Beyonce & Jay Z married this evening in Tribeca, NYC. It was a relatively modest affair, with the ceremony taking place at Jay Z’s apartment. I like these two together, and have a feeling that their marriage will last. They have been dating 6 years…which is an eternity in the entertainment business. Good luck to the happy couple!!!
OMFG! Looking at Spencer Pratt’s ugly face on MTV’s “The Hills” makes me want to vomit every time I see it! Seriously he is one of the ugliest men in Orange County, California.
Honestly, who would you rather breed with? Spencer’s clay like face with his eyes too close together, or Brody Jenner‘s alpha-male type body and face?
From what we can glean from Lauren Conrad, Brody is a all around nice guy, but a player. He almost never says bad things about people but Spencer looks like the one who spread the internet rumor about Lauren Conrad.
Then there’s Stephanie Pratt, Spenser’s little sister who’s obviously a little thief and a hoe. We’ve heard from several sources she has/had a mole on or around her vagina the size of a thumb!!!!
The Pratt Family should be sterilized to prevent further inbred looking children!
Google: Inbred and Spencer Pratt’s Face will pop up…
I think people throw around the term MILF way too much. Marla Maples, she’s a MILF. Damn. Here she is frolicking on the beach in Laguna with Andy Baldwin, of The Bachelor fame. I kind of lost track of all those Bachelor dudes, but this is the one who is a doctor in the Navy I think, and he is currently stationed in Hawaii. He is one lucky dude! Howevs, Marla did suck Donald Trump’s dick so…..Hey, who am I kidding. I would probably suck The Donald’s dick too for all that ka-ching.
Just another month away! I cannot wait. I love Sex and the City. Love it. Hey, I am a 37 year old broad, what do you expect?
This photo says it all. I love her. And I love Matt Damon for going along with all this!
Why Kai? Why? He is a loser, not rich, ugly, and really smarmy. Why? You had Asthon Kutcher, you can do better! Just ewww.
Info is still sketchy, but apparently Naomi Campbell was arrested at Heathtrow just a few minutes ago. What for you ask? Hitting someone. Apparently she got angry when her bags weren’t brought to her soon enough. Man, I love this broad!
She looks different now…I think it is her nose? It is much thicker here. Man, Hollywood is weird. My parents would have killed anyone who wanted to take photos of me like this when I was 16.