Perez Hilton: Fat Ugly Cow-Pig

4 May 2007

Paris and Perez Hilton in Hollywood 
Look at this fat ugly cow next to Paris. Why is he sticking to and kissing up to Paris Hilton’s ass? Well maybe it’s becuase she leaks information to him? We don’t know for sure however we do know he’s a celeb-attention whore.  We really hope celebs stop reading this fat asses blog, that he writes from a west hollywood coffee shop. That’s really gay-sad. You would think with advertisers paying $1000+ USD per week he could afford an office or atleast his own 2 bedroom apartment where he can convert one room in to a full time blogging office.

Has anyone noticed he’s gotten fatter and fatter over the years?Hey Perez.. Here’s some peaunts! 


11 Responses to ' Perez Hilton: Fat Ugly Cow-Pig '

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  1. February 7th, 2008 at 5:36 pm

    lou said,

    your just jelous of him, aand you sound like a homofobe, get over yourself, you must be fat too and have way to much time on your hands, you make me sick you peaice of shit


  2. February 9th, 2008 at 1:43 am

    Josh said,

    Perez is that you? Don’t forget the author of A-List News is gay as well, and he doesn’t like you, Perez.


  3. February 15th, 2008 at 8:16 pm

    Breeenaaa said,

    Your a POS if you think that Perz is not awesome like the first person said, you are just jealous!!


  4. February 19th, 2008 at 5:07 pm

    elye said,

    i heart perez (:
    you jealous bitch


  5. March 19th, 2008 at 5:05 am

    Lady said,

    Part of me almost thinks that this is perez just trying to get people to defend him and say something nice about him, but the other half of me agrees that he’s an over rated chump. Seriously, for being a gay man that wants to critize the way celebs look, he needs to get his fat ass in gym, remove his trashy facial hair, and maybe at this point he just needs to buy a wig, because I don’t think there’s much hope for saving his hair


  6. June 21st, 2008 at 7:50 pm

    Rebecca said,

    I totally agree with whoever thinks he’s a fat, good for nothing cunt ;]. I sent him an E-mail telling him what i thought and i just cant wait for a reply. He’s just as pathetic as Chris Crocker, and I think they should both get together and adopt a few kids, and we’ll see how great he is then.


  7. June 23rd, 2008 at 11:36 pm

    Elena said,

    Posts like these make me laugh.
    Get a life, QUICK NOW GO GO GO!!


  8. August 21st, 2008 at 2:20 pm

    jjj said,

    Mario should be lynched & his PUTA mother deported! He is SCUM!


  9. October 16th, 2009 at 12:34 am


    Paris is hot, Perez is not !


  10. May 20th, 2010 at 4:41 pm

    kelsey said,

    lookin hotttttttttttttt
    <3 <3 -_-


  11. May 20th, 2010 at 4:42 pm

    karina said,

    hey lookin hot paris but not perez


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