Poor Amy Winehouse is Denied a Visit with her Blake
6 April 2008
Amy Winehouse set out to visit her husband Blake today in London, but was denied a visit because she was late. Now, maybe it’s just me, but if I really wanted to see my tweaker husband, I would get my rats-nesty head to the jail on time. But hey, that’s just me.
I would love to see a gang from one of those makeover shows kidnap Amy, throw her in a burlap sack, scrub her clean in a hot, soapy bath, wash and CONDITION her hair, blow it dry and put it into a nice ponytail, and then dress her in some nice clothes. Is that too much to ask? She just looks so dirty. Like, she looks like she smells.
