Well, Britney was hot in 2003
Oh well. It was nice thinking while it lasted. Why do magazines do this? In this day and age with the internet, why to people think they can get away with this shit?
Michael Jackson Reality Show??
The UK Telegraph is reporting that the Jacksons are going to be starring in their own reality show. The show will be set in North Devon, UK, in a 5-bedroom home, occupied mainly by Tito Jackson. Apparently the premise of the show is Tito’s life, along with his much more famous brothers and sister’s flying in to visit him. The house rents for $5000 pounds, and the shoot is scheduled to last 5 weeks. That’s almost $10,000 bucks a month! For Tito! Producers are not promising Michael will show up, cause no one knows what the hell that freak is up to. This will be for English TV, as apparently the British love this family of freaks. On a side note, remember how incredible Michael Jackson was? I remember Thriller, he was the KING. I had my bedroom walls plastered with Michael. Man, I am dating myself, huh?
Alanis Morissette is…..???
Alanis Morissette is a spectacular songwriter, and an amazing singer. But, a sex symbol she is not. This photo does nothing for her. Nothing. In fact, it makes me feel a bit sad, like she is resorting to sex cause that’s all she thinks she is worth. She was engaged to Ryan Reynolds for a very long time, so maybe she is a fantastic lay, who knows. But this photo….eh. She has a new album coing out soon, and I am sure it will be fab. Just lose the sexy pics…thanks!
Miley Cyrus is EVERYWHERE!
Really, every single day there is news (if you want to call it that, there is a WAR going on after all), about this little chick. I kind of love her skanky mom. Mom has some skinny ass thighs. I guess Miley is thinking about doing a reality show, much like her YouTube show with best friend Mandy Jiroux, The Miley & Mandy Show. Whatevs… What is the current line on this chick getting a DUI by the age of 18? A sex tape by 19? I’m kidding. Or am I???
Britney & Kevin Reunion Weekend?
Oh HELL No! Brit, you’re doing so good! No, don’t go back to that slime ball. I don’t care how big his dick is! Then again, Star Magazine is reporting this, so take it with a grain of salt.
Jessica Alba is Having a Baby Girl!
Yep, and her name is going to be “Honor Warren”. Okkkkaaayyyyyyy. That’s pretty weird. Honor? Stripper name!!
Leona Lewis is USA Bound!
Leona Lewis is coming to the US. Simon Cowell bought her a $5M house in Beverly Hills, apparently upsetting his long-term girlfriend Terri Seymour. Anyway, Leona is HOT. I love her new song, and I loved the excitement of her winning the British Idol. Hot dress too.
Look at how hot Britney Spears is!!
Wow is all I can say. She looks awesome. I don’t want to say anything negative about her…I just want her to get better.
Kim Kardashian Bugs Me
What does she do besides shop? Apparently she is expecting a ring soon from Reggie Bush, and she wants a very memorable proposal from him. ??? Didn’t they just start dating a few months ago? Reggie will signing his life away if he marries this slut.
Mariah Carey Has An AMAZING Retoucher!
As a user and abuser of Photoshop, I know how difficult it can be. Mariah has an amazing photoshop artist. Look at her in these shots! They are incredible! I mean, they are practically drawings, because she doesn’t look this good, but still. I hope that retoucher is making bank, cause he deserves it. On a side note, is that mom jeans I see? Tell me they are not coming back.
Sylvester Stallone endorses John McCain
I know this is old news, but I am just finding out about it. Stallone? McCain? I don’t get it. About time we see a star come out as a Republican though. Boy, Sly is looking beat. And here is an extra tidbit you probably didn’t know…Sylvester Stallone has an IQ of 130. No shit.
Wedding Bells are in the air!
Beyonce and Jay Z have applied for a marriage license, People Magazine is reporting. They have 60 days to get married. Yawn. It already feels like these two are married. But, I bet it will be one hell of a party!
Somewhere Heather Mills is playing with her Paul Voodoo doll
I am glad he is dating someone, and someone his own age, with both of her legs. Although, it looks like Nancy could use a cheeseburger or two. Here are the old lovers frolicing on a beach in the Caribbean. Man, Heather is going to be pissed!
Yahoo!!! Larry Rudolph is back on the Britney team!
This is the best news I have heard about Britney yet. Larry Rudolph made her, and will help her get there again. She is only, what, 26? My goodness, it feels like she has been around forever. This was confirmed by OK Magazine, who, although not normally the bastion of truth and integrity, does have a personal relationship with the Spears. GO BRIT!!!
This movie will win the 2009 Oscar for Best Picture!
With Jenna Jameson winning Best Actress, and the ever flexible Tito Ortiz capturing Best Supporting Actor. You read it here first. On a side note, I think Jenna Jameson is really, really beautiful. I am not talking hot, or cute…but truly beautiful. She has such a striking face…why did she do porn for so long? What made this beautiful woman become such a bottom-dwelling skank? Anyway, back to this sure to be a classic American film, Zombie Strippers. It even has Robert Englund! I think Tito might have some competition in that Best Support Actor category! Freddie Krueger himself! Man, who would pay to see this shit?
Paris Hilton Trips in Prague - Photos Here!
Classic. This is the fall resulting from the “mob” that attacked Paris Hilton and her boy toy Benji Madden in Prague. Paris Hilton eats shit…loves it! However, it looks like the slut tripped on that step, and wasn’t indeed mobbed by a bunch of fans.
Okay, now this is going a bit too far!
Lauren Conrad is going to be attending the annual White House correspondents dinner in Washington, DC. How the hell did she wrangle up that invite? She had to blow someone cause that’s not an easy dinner to get into. Each person only gets to invite one person. So, guess that means she won’t be dragging Whitney with her. Oh, how I love me some Whitney! Speaking of, TGIM! Hills Night!!!!
Crack Kills
Here is Jennifer Aniston on the set of her new movie “Marley & Me”. I could care less about Jennifer. All I can see is that coin slot. How embarrassing, and sadly, something that happens all too often to us girls. But most of us know to yank them up before we have to bend over, and bend at the knees! Oh, we are such slaves to fashion.
Kat Von D & Nikki Sixx Are in Lurve….
I guess they are good for each other, I mean, look at those tats. They even have matching little men with top hats! Awwww!!! All together now. Anyway, I guess she dumped some dude for Nikki, and broke his heart in a million pieces. Forgot his name, but he is Roy Orbison’s son. See, this is what I don’t get about tat’s. You will eventually get old. Skin will wrinkle and sag, and those tat’s are going to look hideous!
Daniel Smith’s Death was Accidental
This still makes me so sad. The jury in the Bahamas looking into the death of Daniel Smith has ruled that his death was accidental. Meaning that Howard K. Stern didn’t kill him. I think we all knew this. I think once she lost Daniel, Anna-Nicole was just never the same again. As crazy as she was, I still liked her, and miss seeing her around.
