Jessica Simpson in in the Hospital
Jessica Simpson is at Cedars Sinai hospital TMZ is reporting, due to a kidney infection. Someone hasn’t been drinking their cranberry juice! Now, I have only had one kidney infection in my entire life, and it sucked, but didn’t warrant a visit to the freaking HOSPITAL.
Wow, Cameron Diaz is HOT!
Look at her in British GQ…hot, hot, hot. Her body is really incredible, and photos from far away don’t show her acne. Her body is definitely hotter than Jessica Biel’s…Justin, what are you thinking?
J Lo & The Skull…Date Night!
Here is Jennifer Lopez and her hubby at the Premiere of the new Rolling Stones Movie “Shine A Light” at the Ziegfeld. She looks great, him, not so much. Boy looks like he could use a B12 shot or something.
Britney should take some lessons from Gwen!
She can do no wrong. She is still quirky and weird and wears way too much makeup, but the girl rocks. Going on her second baby and she is as put together as ever. Awesome hubby, awesome kid, awesome career. And good news! No Doubt will have a new record out soon, thanks goodness!
Ugghhh…Remember this?
I was just thinking of Britney, and how far she has fallen. She used to be a true superstar, and now she is just a pitied has-been. Anyway, I was surfing the net, and found this cover. This was the beginning of the end!! What the HELL did she ever find in that hideous white trash loser? I have heard he is hung like a horse, and I certainly hope he is, otherwise, why the hell would someone go near him? Just look at that photo! And Shar, poor Shar. Although she ended up being the real winner cause she is still living large to this day on Britney’s money. Sorry guys, it is a slow news day! 
Pete & Ashlee - Cute…or Puke?
I do think they are cute together. They both make me kind of sick, but still, they are good for each other…perfect in fact. The couple that flat irons together, stays together. I cannot think of anything less manly that flat ironing your hair. Sorry guys.
“21″ won at the box office this weekend
I saw this move last night, and it was fantastic. I would definitely recommend it. I also see I am not alone, as it won the weekend box-office, beating Ryan Philippe’s Stop-Loss, and finally knocking out Horton Hears A Who. 21 is just over two hours long, but went by so quickly. No boring parts, and it has Kevin Spacey who I just love and adore. It also has great scenes in Boston (my hometown, holla), and Las Vegas. Kate Bosworth is in it as well, as even though I thought I couldn’t stand her, she is really good here. Defo worth the $9!
Speaking of Paris…
She is still touring Europe with Benji Madden, and apparently was mobbed in Prague. Good for her. Or, good for the mob! I don’t get the fascination with those Madden boys. They are short, ugly, and not all that talented. And what’s with the tacky-ass purse?
Shanna’s 33rd Birthday
Here is Shanna Moakler at her 33rd Birthday Party is Vegas last night. I know people hate her, but why? I think the fact that she punched Paris Hilton in the face is enough to make most people love her! I sure do. I just wish she would get back with Travis, they are such a cute couple!
Okay, guess not!!
It was just a rumor. Bad Star Magazine! Both People and US said the rumor is false, and that they weren’t even in New Orleans, where the wedding purportedly took place. So, maybe this does mean they will get married when everyone else is able to marry? Meaning the gays? Hope so! Guess Jen can put down the Ben & Jerry’s now.
Presenting…Mr. & Mrs. Brad Pitt!
So, what do you think poor Jennifer Aniston is doing about now? Well, congrats to the happy couple, I guess. Not like they freaking need it. I guess we now know what will be dominating the news for the next few days! Not like there is an election going on, or anything like that!
I kind of hate J Lo
Not only is she disgustingly rich, but she is already thin after popping out two babes. Of course she probably has a trainer and someone cooking her delicious fat free food, but still. Or maybe she just looks at her husband’s face and that curbs her appetite. I wonder if Marc’s dick is as thin as he is. Needle dick. I love that term!
Okay, I will admit it…I love Janice!
Here is Janice Dickinson at the beach in Hawaii yesterday. I know she gets so much crap about being crazy and such, but I kind of love her. Look at that body! She is 60 for christssake, so she must be doing something right. Or a whole hell alot of cocaine.
Jamie Lynn Has A Registry Y’all!!
Jamie Lynn and her baby daddy are registered y’all! You too can spend your hard earned money on Jamie Lynn’s bastard child. No thanks, I think I will pass. I mean, can’t she buy her own baby shit with all that Britney money? What about all the money she got from selling her story to OK? I mean please! Sad thing is, little girls and dumb pro-life shits all over the south will probably use their welfare money to send something to her cause she is such a “good role model”. Barf.
American Gladiators is Rigged
Pete Doherty: We wished he would just DIE
How do we describe Pete Doherty? Absolutely Disgusting.
OMG Pete Doherty is one of the nastiest Hollywood trolls we’ve seen in a long time!
Where’s Wine-O? We wised they’ ed just OD and go away.
Kylie Minogue @ 2008 NRJ Music Awards, France
Damn this bitch is lookin’ GOOD! The GAYS love you Kylie!
Hottie and Nottie Premiere: Paris Shows!
Paris Hilton was spotted at the premiere of her new movie, The Hottie and the Nottie.
Lindsay Lohan Shopping in Rome
Lindsay Lohan was spotted shopping in Rome, Italy today..
Andy Roddick at Rome Tennis Masters
Andy Roddick played at the Rome Tennis Masters May 9-10 2007
Did we mention his little brother is gay, gay, gay?
Anybody else notice the hot little happy trail?
<——— Happy Trail & Belly
He might have a little belly but he’s still pretty hot … look at those legs!
